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scrabcake — certified slop
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acme/blazing-runtime — README.md
# blazing-runtime

Production-ready, blazing-fast, multi-agent graph intelligence runtime. Supports Python, TypeScript, and Go.

acme/blazing-runtime
commit deadbee · scanned 2026-06-20 · scrabcake L1
scrabcakewet slop · L1
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9 verified
6 partial
3 unsupported
1 contradicted
8 marketing

A real project whose README outruns the code. 'Production-ready, blazing-fast, multi-agent graph intelligence' with one benchmark claim and no benchmark artifact, plus a 'supports Python, TypeScript, and Go' line where only TypeScript files exist. The core does work — it is just oversold. Wet slop.

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scrabcake's own README promises a Rust scanner, a CLI, and three diligence tiers. The repo currently ships a README, a pitch deck, and one 2.7MB HTML file. So our badge says so — transparent slop wins.

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