scrabcake scrabcake certified slop
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Funny on the surface. Useful underneath.

Five classes. Every badge discloses its diligence level and scope — a green badge without scope would itself be slop.

good slop

Rough or AI-assisted, but basically honest.

scrabcakegood slop · L1

wet slop

Real project, but the README overpromises.

scrabcakewet slop · L2

haunted slop

Build or structure is cursed; evidence is thin.

scrabcakehaunted slop · L1

misleading slop

Core claims are contradicted or unsupported.

scrabcakemisleading slop · L1

meatless cake

Mostly marketing, little implementation.

scrabcakemeatless cake · L1

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  badge/owner/repo.svg)](https://scrabcake.dev/
  reports/owner__repo)

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![scrabcake](https://scrabcake.dev/
  card/owner/repo.svg?card=inline)